sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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