You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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