he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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