i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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