people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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