I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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