Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
