I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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