the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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