They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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