love makes seman taste better
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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