I'm drive I can fine osifer
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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