Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
