I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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