Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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