Christians are straight up FREAKS
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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