She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's official drugs can't kill me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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