I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
