Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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