do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
