Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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