is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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