Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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