So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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