Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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