if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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