D3 body, D1 cock
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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