It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
