Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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