the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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