Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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