I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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