WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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