I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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