I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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