their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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