I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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