there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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