The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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