As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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