Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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