well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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