U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I looked at my own cervix.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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