So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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