the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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