in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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