It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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