Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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