I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
