Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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