youre lurking in front of me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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