things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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