Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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