i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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