know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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