It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
