I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
