Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
So. Much. Porn.
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