I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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